twelve step program for pokemon anonymous:

1)We admit we were powerless over pokemons—that our lives had become more manageable because of cool apps allowing us outside.
2) Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3)Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of pokemons as we search for them.
4)Made a searching inventory of them and ourselves.
5)Admitted to all pokemons and to ourselves, and to another pokemanic the exact nature of our obsession.
6) Were entirely ready to have all pokemons found so we can remove all these defects of character due to the thing called outside.
7) Humbly asked them to remove all our shortcomings keeping us from finding them.
8) Made a list of all pokemons we had found and became willing to make accept that we may not find them all.
9) Made direct finds to such pokemons wherever possible, except when to do so would injure ourselves by falling off cliffs.
10) Continued to take personal inventory of finds and when we were lost promptly admitted it.
11) Sought through search and meditation to improve our search with them as we understood them, praying only for knowledge of them and the power to find them.
12) Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of finding them, we tried to carry this obsession to friends so these obsessions could control their lives too.