I decided to drive by the Universal Life Church in Modesto, California. I had become an ordained minister, just in case I ever had to do a wedding – like for the rich tourists in the Caymans. I got the scoop from the Church of Ed Wood. It seems that the founder had discovered the Universal Life Church convenient in terms of getting ordained. And you can too, boys and girls! Just start off by going to the Ed Wood site, the actual religion/spiritual belief being called Woodism, or the Church of Heavenly Wood . . . . more >>

 
 

“Now Mulligan, you’ll notice that after this move, you end up in perfect position if the attacker is male, we stole this one from Wendo, you are in a position to kick him in the balls --- you know, in the nuts. And Mulligan, I highly recommend that for you. Not last resort, first resort. So practice. Do the move and kick me in the nuts.”  . . . .  more  >>